A dear friend of mine writes satire cartoons. You can find his work at Jump the Shark. My friend is Jump who is a Shark. The semi-regenerate such-and-such is a pun addict. The fiend. I am also represented in the cast, and it turns out that not only am I part of the cast, but one of his comic strips contains both literary criticism (hence appropriate here) and the appearance of the character who is pretty much yours truly, the local Lutheran literati. (See, alliterations are far superior to puns in every way.) In fairness, I am pretty much round like a whale, and outspoken with some violent hobbies, so the choice of character is apt. If you enjoyed this, please check out more of his work here.